Hey, Staack... Who's Your Favorite Juggler?

Mar 25, 2008 03:00

I get asked this question... Well.. I've never been asked this question. Regardless, I'll answer it anyways - with a video!

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Jason Garfield - The Angry Juggler
I respect numbers-jugglers (like Gatto and Lucas), and performance jugglers (Vova and Olga), but there's just something about how much trash Jason Garfield talks while still putting on a hell of a performance (including his awesome trick where he puts 5 balls up, he bends over and blind-catches one ball behind him through his legs, and then catches the other 4 practically-blind) that enjoy. I can really connect with his disdain over people celebrating mediocrity.

I was most-pleased when Garfield two-upped Chris Bliss, exposing what a rudimentary (from a professional standpoint) performance his famous viral performance is. For the record, I don't dislike Chris Bliss... I just didn't like how everyone was jerking themselves off over a routine that was neither one of Bliss' better performances, nor even remotely in the realm of other top juggling performances... and, honestly, I hated the music. Sorry, I just think The Beatles sound like a bunch of whiny nancy pansies. Who needs a vasectomy, when they can just have The Beatles cry them limp?

So, there you go... Professional Juggling. One more thing I have a strong opinion of, that nobody really cares about. *bows*

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