(Mo)noooooo
I've got mono, which means that my gigantic inflamed tonsils are attempting to leap down the back of my throat and asphyxiate me.
These are what normal tonsils look like:
These are what mine look like (approximately):
All my other symptoms are negligible, so I wouldn't mind the mono as much if it weren't for the red menace. Oh, and I can't exercise or kiss anyone for 4 weeks. How am I going to break this to the boys in the Gregory gym locker room? :(((
Also, here's this Halloween thing come around again:
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat HaulOrochimike goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Two-face.akatora gives you 10 dark green grapefruit-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.areiser tricks you! You lose 8 pieces of candy!fiendishx tricks you! You get a toothbrush.fizzboy tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!hibiki_san tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!jenni_the_odd gives you 19 dark blue mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.nuriko8 gives you 7 red-orange evil-flavoured jawbreakers.pegasus_ gives you 14 milky white evil-flavoured jawbreakers.saintevermore tricks you! You get a clothespin.vaderglow tricks you! You lose 35 pieces of candy!Orochimike ends up with 5 pieces of candy, a toothbrush, and a clothespin.Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
EDIT:
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: Orochimike
I checked, and none of the girl's results suggest considering the Slow Dancer :O
These are what normal tonsils look like:
These are what mine look like (approximately):
All my other symptoms are negligible, so I wouldn't mind the mono as much if it weren't for the red menace. Oh, and I can't exercise or kiss anyone for 4 weeks. How am I going to break this to the boys in the Gregory gym locker room? :(((
Also, here's this Halloween thing come around again:
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat HaulOrochimike goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Two-face.akatora gives you 10 dark green grapefruit-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.areiser tricks you! You lose 8 pieces of candy!fiendishx tricks you! You get a toothbrush.fizzboy tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!hibiki_san tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!jenni_the_odd gives you 19 dark blue mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.nuriko8 gives you 7 red-orange evil-flavoured jawbreakers.pegasus_ gives you 14 milky white evil-flavoured jawbreakers.saintevermore tricks you! You get a clothespin.vaderglow tricks you! You lose 35 pieces of candy!Orochimike ends up with 5 pieces of candy, a toothbrush, and a clothespin.Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
EDIT:
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: Orochimike
I checked, and none of the girl's results suggest considering the Slow Dancer :O