"So this is what the Dream is all about.."

May 05, 2008 17:08

Best ending line to a video game ever. GTA4 is easily one of the best games I've ever played and will probably be the best selling game of all time. Regardless of it's vulgarity and honest mockery of out society which goes above and beyond any of the previous games in the series.I can't wait until they come out with their "Episodic Content".

I spent the first half hour in the game just watching the fuckin Television in his cousin's apartment where they have mock shows that make fun of practically everything on television in our country. The best was "I'm Rich!" where they rip a new asshole in the Celeb Lifestyle business. "Tina has fake breasts filled with rubies and one of those little dogs that rich people like to keep in their vaginas. ARF ARF ARF! FABULOUS!" All in those mock Robin Leech voices. Funniest shit in a game. I don't know if I'll ever forget the time I drove through their version of Times Square and saw a billboard on one of the buildings with some skinny slut in lingerie that said "Anna Rex" below it.

Everyone in the universe should play this game. Just make sure you don't let kiddies see it, otherwise they might start throwing around the word cunt like it's a national tradition.
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