Mission Improbable
So this afternoon I opened my mailbox up to see what sort of things were waiting for me today.
There was the cable bill, but that's boring.
The only other thing was a rather intriguing envelope:
I flipped it over, and the back was even more interesting:
The Hell?
So, I flipped it over...
"Dear church, you sent me a blessed handkerchief..." (?!)
Oh wait. That must be this thing, which was also in the envelope:
Except, it's not actually a handkerchief. It's just a picture of a handkerchief printed onto a sheet of paper.
The Hell?
Oh, wait. Here's something else!
So, let me get this straight. I'm being loaned a PAPER BIBLE FAITH HANDKERCHIEF.
"So that from his body were brought unto the sick H-A-N-D-K-E-R-C-H-I-E-F-S..."
Does Steve Repsis know that you're stealing his subject lines?
Oh wait. I'm supposed to turn this over for more:
Oh neat! I can pick out assorted prizes! This is almost as good as Columbia House. Thanks, God!
Wait, what's this?
Unfortunately, I flipped this over before I had a chance to read it. Hey. I was excited.
Sealed prophecy???
Must. Read. Prophecies.
"Psychics, mediums and clairvoyants have no place in God's plan for your life."
Does this mean God doesn't like my thesis topic?
Oh wait. I wasn't supposed to read this yet. I was supposed to send my PAPER BIBLE FAITH HANDKERCHIEF PHOTOCOPY back first.
Crap.
Forgive my impatience, Lord.
There was the cable bill, but that's boring.
The only other thing was a rather intriguing envelope:
I flipped it over, and the back was even more interesting:
The Hell?
So, I flipped it over...
"Dear church, you sent me a blessed handkerchief..." (?!)
Oh wait. That must be this thing, which was also in the envelope:
Except, it's not actually a handkerchief. It's just a picture of a handkerchief printed onto a sheet of paper.
The Hell?
Oh, wait. Here's something else!
So, let me get this straight. I'm being loaned a PAPER BIBLE FAITH HANDKERCHIEF.
"So that from his body were brought unto the sick H-A-N-D-K-E-R-C-H-I-E-F-S..."
Does Steve Repsis know that you're stealing his subject lines?
Oh wait. I'm supposed to turn this over for more:
Oh neat! I can pick out assorted prizes! This is almost as good as Columbia House. Thanks, God!
Wait, what's this?
Unfortunately, I flipped this over before I had a chance to read it. Hey. I was excited.
Sealed prophecy???
Must. Read. Prophecies.
"Psychics, mediums and clairvoyants have no place in God's plan for your life."
Does this mean God doesn't like my thesis topic?
Oh wait. I wasn't supposed to read this yet. I was supposed to send my PAPER BIBLE FAITH HANDKERCHIEF PHOTOCOPY back first.
Crap.
Forgive my impatience, Lord.