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[oro_chama]

Quiet, peacefull, and a well balanced checkbook. Such a wonderful household.

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[lyra_of_dust]

Hi grampa~

[oro_chama]

Hello, how have you been?

[lyra_of_dust]

Great! Uncle Tayuya and I lied to a lawyer to make him divorce mum and dad, and I'm moving in with Uncle Tayuya, and when I told grandma she says I got the brains from your side of the family!

[oro_chama]

You most certainly got the brains from our side of the family. Your mother has never been very bright.

I'm so proud of you, but uncle Tayuya is being stupid about some things right now, so if you need to, feel free to come and stay with me and your Grandmother.

[lyra_of_dust]

Alright! Everyone's eating at your place tonight, right grandpa? Dad acted really weird when I told him what we did though- you'd think he'd be proud I'm such a good liar~

[oro_chama]

Yes, we're all eating over here.

It'll be nice to have everyone over.

I'm proud of you dear, even if your father is not particularly so.

[lyra_of_dust]

It's wierd- maybe I should have set up some sort of accident, like Uncle Tayuya said. Then he wouldn't get mad at me, right grandpa?

[oro_chama]

That would have been a better idea, but what you did was still very good.

[lyra_of_dust]

Really? Everyone besides you and grandma and Uncle Tayuya got mad at me though. I still don't understand why dad and Niko are so upset. Mom getting in trouble is a good thing!

[oro_chama]

They just don't understand. You truly inherited all good genetics, and they are envious of you. Not everyone can be a genius.

Now, you have been so good, what do you want for Christmas, I'll be sure you get it.

[lyra_of_dust]

Knives? Mom and dad won't let me get any.

[oro_chama]

If that's all, there are more than enough here, you can take as many with you as you like. I can assure you that all of them are in excellent condition as well.

If you need any more replacements, Tayuya or myself will gladly tell you where to find them.