It's meme.
All answers. Two words. Got picture? Now go!
1. Explain what ended your last relationship? Thermonuclear war.
2. When was the last time you shaved? Carpe diem.
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? Reading clock.
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Presto change-o.
5. Are you any good at math? Radical one.
6. Your prom night? What prom?
7. Do you have any famous ancestors? Your gran'mama.
8. Have you had to take a loan out for school? Not really.
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile? Haha FTN!
10. Last thing received in the mail? Credit offers.
11. How many different beverages have you had today? OJ Simpson.
12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine? Stupid question.
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Ailsa Loverboy.
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? Fucking egotism.
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had? 30,000 dollars.
16. What is out your back door? Newbury Street!
17. Any plans for Friday night? QUITTING JOB!
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair? What hair?
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns? Ewww no.
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? Yawn. Yeah.
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower? Before, too!
22. Some things you are excited about? Munny! MUNNNNNY!!!
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? Dead kelp.
24. Describe your keychain(s)? Null set.
25. Where do you keep your change? Under scotch.
26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people? Work award.
27. What kind of winter coat do you own? Leather, suede.
28. What was the weather like on your graduation day? Schoolkid question.
29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? Nasal passage.