Another iPoo meme
Okay, sometimes I’ll see a quiz or a meme and I’ll take/do it, but I usually don’t post the results. So I did this one, and I think the results are interesting. Not stellar, but maybe a bit interesting. So here.
I put the iPod on shuffle, and matched the first thirteen song titles with the following questions:
- What do you think of me?
Money Money Money (Abba).
Always sunny in the rich man’s world. What could be more appropriate?
- Will I have a happy life?
Behavior Modification / We Will Rock You (EBN).
George Bush Sr. tells us:
Some may ask why rock out now?
The answer is clear:
These are the times that rock men’s souls.
- What do my friends really think of me?
Beatles Zebra Crossing (Shriekback).
This was the holy land when
they were more popular than god.
Upon this bridge of black and white
their sacred naked feet have trod.
- Do people secretly lust after me?
Funky Drummer (James Brown).
James Brown? Hyeaaaaaaah! Like a sex machine! Good god y’all!
- How can I make myself happy?
Why’s Everybody Always Pickin’ On Me? (Bloodhound Gang).
Oops…
- What should I do with my life?
Brink of Collapse (Shriekback).
Oh dear.
- Why must life be so full of pain?
Stay Up Late (Talking Heads)
Sister, sister, he’s just a plaything.
We wanna make him stay up all night.
- Will I ever have children?
Airhead (Thomas Dolby).
That sounds ominous, but You ask me do I love you… Does the pope live in the woods?
- Will I die happy?
The Mob Rules (Black Sabbath).
Ailsa gets Iron Maiden, and I get Black Sabbath? It’s over it’s done; the end is begun.
- Can you give me some advice?
Gut Feeling / Slap Your Mammy (Devo).
Slap your mammy down. Slap your mammy down again. That’s unambiguous.
- What do you think happiness is?
The Last Honest Man (Stan Ridgway)
Well later on that night
In a motel room down the road
He kept his meeting for a cat-o-nine beating
From a leather-clad man named Moe.
- What is my favorite fetish?
Sacrificial Lambs (Warren Zevon).
Now that’s just sick!
We’re having a party
We’re burning it down
We’re building an idol
He’s sad but he don’t frown
He’s the cream of the crop
So we’re making him god
Start writing this down
When I give you the nod
- How will I be remembered?
Make It Mine (Shamen).
Mean, lean, lazy and fine
That’s the way I make it make it mine
Sure, slow, rolling with the flow
That’s the way I make it make it show
That’s the way I move it
That’s the way I prove it
Just so you know, here’s how I do it
Listen how I make it, make it mine
Everytime