But would it smell as sweet?

Feb 19, 2005 10:06


For some years now I’ve had a Post-It Note bearing my list of possible cat names. That being singularly prone to misplacement, I thought I’d enter them here. Perhaps they’ll be of some amusement value.

I imagine I’ll make periodic additions to this post in the form of additional comments.
  • Derived from what cats do:
    • Kittle
    • Critter
    • Licker
    • Nipper
    • Ripper
    • Clunker
    • Cutter or Boxcutter
    • Fluffer (double-entendre intended)
    • Dusty or Duster (the autonomous dustrag)
    • Loaf (the noun, not the verb)
    • Carbuncle
  • Derived from reggae and ska:
    • Ragamuffin
    • Rudy (from Jamaican “rude boys”, gangsters)
    • Jah or Jahjah (that's “God”, folks)
    • I (as in “I and I”, another reference to God)
       
  • Identity disorder:
    • Butler
    • Pooch
    • Commander
    • Autonomous
    • Inkjet

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