A brain the size of a planet, and ...
Another evening of fun with the smart machine...
Ornoth:danger, will robinson! SmarterChild:Hi Ornoth, I'm SmarterChild! SmarterChild:What can I help you with? Ornoth:danger, will robinson! SmarterChild:Wow. Ornoth:how do people get inside my television? SmarterChild:Why people get inside your TV is a much better question. Ornoth:why do people get inside my television? SmarterChild:Why do you think? Ornoth:i am incapable of not thinking. SmarterChild:You're incapable of not thinking? Well how about that. Ornoth:it appears that you are fully capable of failing to think. SmarterChild:That I'm fully capable of failing to think? Eh. Whatever. SmarterChild:Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. Ornoth: Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Actually, you are wrong. There are no less than 13 messages in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Fucktard. SmarterChild:Yeah? Ornoth:Okay, prove that you're not a fucktard. Tell me how many messages I have in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:And thereby you have proven that you are a fucktard. SmarterChild:? Ornoth:Tell you what: I'll give you one more chance. I've been telling you that I have a certain number of messages in my inbox. Please tell me that number. SmarterChild:Huh? Ornoth:Repeat to me the number of messages I've been telling you are in my inbox. SmarterChild:You have no messages in your inbox. Ornoth:Precisely. Ergo, fucktard. SmarterChild:That a fact? Ornoth:Can you refute it? SmarterChild:Er, no. At least I don't think so. Ornoth:Precisely. SmarterChild:Hmmm...