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Here is a collection of the 30 most entertaining spam subject lines I have received. Subject: Message subject Is it creative, post-modern, and self-referential, or is it just a spammer who's too stupid to be allowed to play with mass mail software? Subject: Subject lines: A bold play on our previous theme. What could the unexplained "subject lines" be? I'm agog. Really! Subject: burp Consumer studies have showed this to be an incredibly effective appeal for the male audience, but it might not go over so well with our female users. Subject: Showerhead used in World Famous Resorts! I've been to those resorts. Their showers suck. Subject: Do you like Instant Gratification? Our focus group shows that the American public prefer Instant Gratification over Delayed Gratification by a margin of three pecentage points (survey has a 75 percent margin of error) Subject: Ornoth The First PC Designed For Selling Online fluorocarbon I don't care if you're selling fluorocarbon or tortoises, I'd love to have a PC named Ornoth! Subject: THis will not involve conception of a child Gee, does this mean that all those other solicitations I've received ... !!! Subject: burst her Uh, wouldn't that be a bit unsanitary? Subject: Debt Consolidation with a Christian Perspective! From the same people who brought you Dalai Lama Brake Pads... Subject: Even Christians have financial problems. I really find that difficult to believe... Subject: Saw YOU in church, loved what I saw. You saw me? Honest, I was just polishing his chalice! Subject: Some Christian Likes you Yeah, just like puppy dogs and children. Subject: GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU RESPOND How can I respond, you dumb fuck? Your email address is spoofed! Subject: Clear your catastrophe Isn't that what CTRL-Z is for? Subject: Defy Gravity in 15 minutes Sounds good, but I've only got five... Subject: Do you know what your dog is saying - Save $30 That bitch! I told her it was to be our secret! Subject: Your kids read rite? Better than yours, bubula. Subject: I can wait to see you at work again. Excellent, because I can certainly wait, too. Uh, you do know how to use this language, right? Subject: Few chances only come once a limetime Unfortunately, it's so true. I wish more came just once! Subject: Re: finally drop the lbs fahrenheit More butchered English. Pounds fahrenheit? Subject: Are you getting your share of internt prophets I thought I was an internt prophet! Subject: Get you Complimentry give today Getted me give, my think its keen. Subject: No junk tuscan emails anymore Oh good! I was wondering where all these pidgin English emails were coming from! Subject: Meet REAL singles that care But can you make me care? Subject: fat person always feel lonely, why? Mmmm... Bet you made some friends with this one. Subject: Start your own franchise cheap lunatic I am not cheap! Subject: re: that problem with your ears What about my ears? What??? Subject: mr. little cock, grow up ur bird with plaster Ooh, plaster. I never thought of that! Honey! Subject: dargon--On Live TV That'd be really cool, especially considering Dargon is a fictional place! Subject: Tight young hole - to Dargon! A hole to Dargon? Wow... I didn't even know travel to fictional worlds was possible!