It’s been a standing joke for as long as I can remember:
what is Ornoth’s body fat percentage? Well, after
my recent purchase of a scale that includes body composition, we now
have a definitive answer.
Sort of.
Before this posting, I solicited guesses from our
studio audience. There were four non-outlier responses: 5, 11, 12.4 and
17.5, which yields an average of 11.5 percent. And now I’m ready
to reveal the answer. Or answers, actually…
The problem is that the scale has two
modes-athlete mode and tuber mode-and if I measure
myself in both modes, the readings I get vary by nearly eight
percent, which is a huge difference. So how do I know which mode better
reflects reality?
Fortunately, the manufacturer provides a helpful definition.
An athlete is “a person involved in intense
physical acivity of approximately 10 hours per week and who has a
resting heart rate of approximately 60 beats per minute or
less.”
But that doesn’t really help. In the summer, my cycling usually
qualifies me for athlete status, even though my actual measured moving
time doesn’t always break the 10 hour minimum. But in the winter,
I’m about as sedentary as anyone.
So what to do? Do I switch between modes as the seasons change? Do I
consider myself a 70 percent athlete and do some specious math to come
up with a guesstimate? There’s no easy
answers.
But you want to hear my numbers, not a bunch of
disclaimers. So here they are. If you use athlete mode, my body fat
percentage averages 6.6 percent, but it jumps to
14.1 percent if you use
Average Joe
mode.
Based on that, it’s probably safe to say that I have a body fat
percentage in or close to single digits. But if I want
to get a more reliable measurement, I have to wander down to the
Weymouth Club and pay $60 to
use their
Bod
Pod.
On the positive side, if you pick one mode on my scale and stick to it, the
measurements are quite consistent, so you can track relative changes.
You just can’t get a single, absolute, irrefutable number.
But that’s okay; it would only just depress you, anyways…
;^)