Horsing around…
A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a corpse of course
That is, of course, unless the corpse
Is the famous Mister Dead!
Go right to the source and ask the corpse
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s always on a steady course:
Talk to Mister Dead.
People yakkity-yak a streak
And waste your time of day!
But Mr. Dead will never speak
Unless he has something to say!
A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course,
And this one’ll talk till his voice is hoarse.
You've never heard of a talking corpse?
Well listen to this: I am Mister Dead.