Video Fun Night
This conversation was from the summer when Kurt and Bonner came over,
it was like 1 o'clock in the morning and we were playing a video game
in on the computer. Bonner was video taping and I just found the video.
I appologize for any offensive lines. Everything you read hear is
actual dialogue.
Bonner: Recording thats right
Kurt: Oh yeah, recording with my mom...you wanna clear my layolity with my mayer?....mayer new from Matel
Bonner: Matt Mayer?
Kurt: Matt Mayer is my sayer
Bonner: Citty petty?
Kurt: Cuntpititus!
Bonner: Oh...pitty juice?
Kurt: You're very competitive with your cunt fay
Bonner: I have pitty juice coming out of my cunt
Kurt: This doesn't make any sense at allll...where are you shooting?
Bonner: Kurt! Thats so unlike you..to not make sense
Kurt: You wanna make sense of my poop?
Bonner: Yeah
Kurt: My popel...ohhh whoaa pull my pope?...you just hit his hand its pretty funny, you just go like this and hit his hand
Bonner: And give him his hand
Kurt: Conchhh oh yeah...oh god...not a littles like eight times a second...orville reddonbocker you little asshole
Me: Oh man
Kurt: Whoops
Me: Fuck
Kurt: Just go down and jump into it again...you little sedepus...what are you doing you little nit fuck? I hate your sack mance...seek moclamean...finger my susan
Me: Finger my susan!
Kurt: Finger my own susan while you lick the boosh
Bonner: Ha, booshk
Kurt: Booshk kash kash...right off my keesh
Bonner: Haha, that sounds like couse couse!
Kurt: Couse couse, cahsh cahsh, meese meese, pahsh pahsh
Bonner: You sound like your like, like four years old
Kurt: I am, I have the passion of the christ toll
Bonner and Me: haha whaat?
Kurt: Ohhhhhh...thats the gayest level I think I've ever seen
Bonner: And you've seen some pretty gay levels
Kurt: I have, the one with the gay man, in the backround, where hes being gay sex. He's like sex-sexual gay...sexuAl gay...like...aligators with big dicks. Have you ever seen aligators with big cocks?
Bonner: Recording thats right
Kurt: Oh yeah, recording with my mom...you wanna clear my layolity with my mayer?....mayer new from Matel
Bonner: Matt Mayer?
Kurt: Matt Mayer is my sayer
Bonner: Citty petty?
Kurt: Cuntpititus!
Bonner: Oh...pitty juice?
Kurt: You're very competitive with your cunt fay
Bonner: I have pitty juice coming out of my cunt
Kurt: This doesn't make any sense at allll...where are you shooting?
Bonner: Kurt! Thats so unlike you..to not make sense
Kurt: You wanna make sense of my poop?
Bonner: Yeah
Kurt: My popel...ohhh whoaa pull my pope?...you just hit his hand its pretty funny, you just go like this and hit his hand
Bonner: And give him his hand
Kurt: Conchhh oh yeah...oh god...not a littles like eight times a second...orville reddonbocker you little asshole
Me: Oh man
Kurt: Whoops
Me: Fuck
Kurt: Just go down and jump into it again...you little sedepus...what are you doing you little nit fuck? I hate your sack mance...seek moclamean...finger my susan
Me: Finger my susan!
Kurt: Finger my own susan while you lick the boosh
Bonner: Ha, booshk
Kurt: Booshk kash kash...right off my keesh
Bonner: Haha, that sounds like couse couse!
Kurt: Couse couse, cahsh cahsh, meese meese, pahsh pahsh
Bonner: You sound like your like, like four years old
Kurt: I am, I have the passion of the christ toll
Bonner and Me: haha whaat?
Kurt: Ohhhhhh...thats the gayest level I think I've ever seen
Bonner: And you've seen some pretty gay levels
Kurt: I have, the one with the gay man, in the backround, where hes being gay sex. He's like sex-sexual gay...sexuAl gay...like...aligators with big dicks. Have you ever seen aligators with big cocks?