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Nov 16, 2003 00:57

KATErtot205: got any good stories for me?
SIRrealJR: hmmm... i know something pretty cool happend... hold on
KATErtot205: cool
SIRrealJR: OH MAN, i got a couple for ya
KATErtot205: sweet i have an awesome one too
SIRrealJR: ok. it goes like this:
SIRrealJR: THis is the impitimy of bending the rules and cheating school your senior year. I came into school to print a report that was due that day (or i would have failed the semester). So i get there and talk to my teacher (of that class) and then I tell him i am going to go print off my report.
SIRrealJR: so i walk out of his room (before school started) at around 7:45 and go to the computer lab. While im there, my floppy disk corrupts on me and wont let me open my paper! so i am talkign on the phone in the computer lab to my mom. (While i was talking the computer teacher, a really cool teacher, tells me that she wrote a pass for me to go back to class and laid it on my keyboard, telling me to sign a time when i leave, because she was going to be out durring the morning)
SIRrealJR: Well, i tell my mom to copy and paste the paper to an email to send to me at school. well being the brillian bean that she is, she accidentally DELETES MY PAPER. and me, being the bright bean that i am, i forgot to save the orriginal to the hard drive and i only saved it to the floppy (that no longer works)
KATErtot205: oh no!
SIRrealJR: So class has started, its about 8:10 and i am in the computer lab without a paper that is due in 45 minutes
KATErtot205: yikes! thats crazy
SIRrealJR: My mom agrees to drive me home but she has to work at 8:30 so i would have to walk back to school, which is fine, but i would have to turn the paper in late, and if i didnt get back to school befor too long they would count me as absent.
SIRrealJR: I finish the paper and call one of my (adult) friends who happend to not be working until 9 that day and get a ride back to school at 8:35 with a completely bullshit new paper.
SIRrealJR: *8:45
KATErtot205: wow
SIRrealJR: so i run into the computer lab to print off the paper and the teacher never came back, so she didnt know i left, and i looked on my keyboard and the pass back to class (timeless) was still on my keyboard. i print the paper, run to class, sign the pass, and get away with a paper, no tardy, no absence, and no suspention for leaving the school.
KATErtot205: woooah good story!
SIRrealJR: It was quite the endevor
KATErtot205: haha i like that
KATErtot205: that was a good one edge of your seat excitement
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