Of snowpocalypses

[ormondsacker]

So hey, I've been in Austin. Apparently there's a snowpocalypse and no one in OK will be able to move twenty feet from their homes for the next two days? (Also, something something Egypt?) As you'll recall the last time a historic snowpocalypse trapped OKC in their cozy homes, I was stuck at my parents. And the time before that, I was trapped in Denton, and before that in Austin. But this time I'm trapped in the Ardmore La Quinta, so viva variety.
Inventory:
-iPhone
-charger
-half-dozen assorted mysteries
-2 bottles Pepsi
-1/4 lb. pepper jerky
-1/2 box Samoas
- one pair awesome fuzzy pajamas
- zero clean underwear

So... gonna die.