Squeak: his face is kind of scary though isn't it
Hannah: yeah
Hannah: him and zefron need to get together and have a bit of a scary faceoff
Squeak: yeah they can do weird things with their jaws together
Hannah: yes
Hannah: precisely
Squeak: daniel radcliffe will be able to communicate with zefron like other humans cannot because he is a parselmouth
Hannah: hresj,rfglsjuregjlsfslj sflddsf FUCK
Hannah: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Hannah: FUCK!!!
Hannah: YOU OWE ME A NEW
Hannah: ...ALL THE THINGS
Hannah: omfg
Hannah: I WANT TO BE LIKE "WE MUST ALERT EVERYONE TO THIS STARTLING DEVELOPMENT" BUT ONLY WE THINK ZEFRON'S MOUTH IS SNAKELIKE
Squeak: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING
Hannah: FUCK.
Squeak: like SHIT I MUST LJ THIS AT ONCE!!! oh wait
Hannah: ow ow ow ow ow
Hannah: yeah and no one would even be able to put it down to like oh what an unlikely fandom crossover theyd just be like "the fuck is wrong with you guys"
Squeak: well, i mean, what else is new right
Hannah: ..yeah
Hannah: you could lj it and then find a photo of zefron looking really snakelike and put a link in
Squeak: but it's not even like any one picture or anything it's just
Hannah: ITS JUST HIS MOUTH
Hannah: WHEN HE SINGS
ohm nom nom: skjhfklghk;fjgh
Hannah: WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE IT
Squeak: I DON'T KNOW
Squeak: BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO CRAWL INTO THE NEST OF A BIRD AND SWALLOW ALL OF ITS EGGS
Hannah: I feel increasingly like we have escaped some kind of earthwide alien raygun that renders other humans incapable of noticing this shit, pem!!!!
Squeak: ROFLMAO
Hannah: !!!!!
Hannah: THATS
Hannah: HOW
Hannah: I
Hannah: FEEL
Squeak: it's a shame one cannot rustle up an adequate snakemaw zefron via google image search
Squeak: idk what is with that because he makes snakeface in hsm ALL THE TIME
Hannah: the thing is
Hannah: the face is like
Hannah: the face a snake makes RIGHT BEFORE it opens its gaping jaw parts?
Squeak: LMAO yeah exactly
Hannah: so it never CULMINATES IN ACTUAL SNAKEFACE
Hannah: it's like you are constantly having snaketicipation
Squeak: it's really ... sideways
Squeak: and .. strained
Hannah: yeah.
Squeak: SO WEIRD
Hannah: no wonder I always feel sort of like I am waiting for something that will never come whenever I watch HSM
Squeak: every time it happens i am like
Squeak: but why would disney build him like that??
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