"I just got my ass handed to me by the ocean...." Me
I don't think I ever laughed that hard in my entire life.
Smashing, I miss you, not that much actually.....just your noises.
There's way too much to cover in a post, so much happened that I don't know where to start.
Let's see there was....
Smashing
People pointing at something that everybody else could see but me
III'mmmmmm Naked!
"Where are my pants?"-comedy people
"I ask myself that every morning"- me
"What's the first thing you notice in a woman?"- comedy guy
"Large breasts."- guy in audience
"We should be friends!"- me
"I walk into a jewelery store and walk out with a free bracelet and a phone number"-me
Lobster is not amused.
Windell, previous name unknown.
*Looks at kids running through the hallway screaming*
"I hope they fall"- me
"You're going to be a wonderful mother some day"- Jaws
"Damn straight."- me
"You've never tried to squish your teachers head?"- me
"No, I just doodle."- Jaws
Pre-nup!!!!!Make sure you get one!
Spiderwick
City of Ember
Space Cowboys
Nick and Nora
Cabin guys who wanted greencards
"I went into the stairwell to change. There was an entire wall missing, I think I flashed the entire highway."- me to Jenna before getting on the boat.
*I slowly open the bathroom door and lean out to look at Jenna, then slowly lean back in and close the door*
*laughter*
3..2..1..you're on vacation!- Said by Smashing every fucking night.
It's electric!
Where are all my fucking party people at?!- Smashing
Smashing is smashed!- me
Get off and turn around!
Smashing, I miss you, not that much actually.....just your noises.
There's way too much to cover in a post, so much happened that I don't know where to start.
Let's see there was....
Smashing
People pointing at something that everybody else could see but me
III'mmmmmm Naked!
"Where are my pants?"-comedy people
"I ask myself that every morning"- me
"What's the first thing you notice in a woman?"- comedy guy
"Large breasts."- guy in audience
"We should be friends!"- me
"I walk into a jewelery store and walk out with a free bracelet and a phone number"-me
Lobster is not amused.
Windell, previous name unknown.
*Looks at kids running through the hallway screaming*
"I hope they fall"- me
"You're going to be a wonderful mother some day"- Jaws
"Damn straight."- me
"You've never tried to squish your teachers head?"- me
"No, I just doodle."- Jaws
Pre-nup!!!!!Make sure you get one!
Spiderwick
City of Ember
Space Cowboys
Nick and Nora
Cabin guys who wanted greencards
"I went into the stairwell to change. There was an entire wall missing, I think I flashed the entire highway."- me to Jenna before getting on the boat.
*I slowly open the bathroom door and lean out to look at Jenna, then slowly lean back in and close the door*
*laughter*
3..2..1..you're on vacation!- Said by Smashing every fucking night.
It's electric!
Where are all my fucking party people at?!- Smashing
Smashing is smashed!- me
Get off and turn around!