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✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (I'm getting about half an hour a week, and couldn't be happier. TV just doesn't have the same appeal anymore. Why? Because most TV sucks.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Enough that my bookcase is overflowing, anyway.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I would, if I knew where my damn glasses were. I keep putting them on vehicles. ON vehicles.)
✓ I love to play video games. (When the mood is right, they can be a great escape from reality, or window into another reality.)
× I've tried marijuana. (I did not inhale. Seriously. There's too many people who think I had to have.)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (As a teenager, with the strangest friend I've ever had an a group of other friends, where we laughed for about 10 minutes and did something else. It was the friend's parents' movie.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (If I lived before the relationship, I'll live afterward.)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Definitely. It's a much easier existence if you say it and don't have to hide behind what you said.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (On rare occasion I can't stand not to. So what if the glasses answer belies that statement?)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I'm not quite sure on this one. I think I'm always changing, but "a lot" doesn't sound right.)
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (I always have a pocketknife/cigarette lighter combo keychain with me. Always be prepared. I'm a Boyscout.)
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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (My brother claims this, anyway - that I was responsible for him breaking his arm by chasing him until he lept off a bed into a chair.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (How could you not?)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Only when it involves politicians and revenge.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Leg extensions a la Gattaca. I'd even pay $5 for that.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Please money fairy, come visit me.)
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (For a guy, you know it. I'm like a beast these days.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (The running total is a nickel right now. Yes, I am a big spender - the kind that gets a free room.)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Brother and a sister.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Well, yeah, I've put on a wig before. I can't remember what for, but it has happened a few times.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I'd live, but I sure wouldn't enjoy answering the phone.)
× I like the way that I look. (I have good days, but too much spare tire, which I am trying to will into bulges in the biceps/triceps area.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (I'm sure there's one in here somewhere.)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (Talking in person is about 10 times as good, though thanks, Mr. Bell, it's still pretty cool in a pinch.)
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I'm sure this is supposed to mean you like wearing casual clothes. If you call walking around in your underwear most of the time "casual clothes," then yes.)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (At hardware stores, I can spend hours staring at things and imagining what I would do with them.)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My mom's awesome. She's one of the nicest ladies on the face of the Earth.)
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (That should keep steady until I'm on my deathbed.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (Only if I'm angling in on a relationship with the person. If I'm talking to a sexy model type, it doesn't matter at all, if I don't care to date that model.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. ("Tried" alcohol? What's with that line of questioning? Was this written by the Amish?)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (I edit words for a living...)
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (If only there were female bosses... if only.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Among other things. Halloween is downright cool.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat. (I am registered NPA for a few reasons, one of which is that I don't like factions, and being a part of them. I sympathize more with Democrats, though I'm certainly moderate. If it's a good idea, it's a good idea.)
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Age does not factor into the equation, well, within REASON. I'm not a pedophile or a granny chaser, for God's sake.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
✓ I can work on a car. (I can, and so I do. Mostly a truck these days.)
✓ I love my job(s). (It's a good time. Time's a waisting, though. It's almost time to move on.)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge. (Surprisingly, at least to me, I don't think I've done this. I feel less fulfilled all of a sudden. Of all the things I've jumped off of...)
✓ I love sea turtles. (Like biological cruise ships. They're smooth operators.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Amongst other things. I'm really not good at acting like a normal person in bed.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (It fixes me when I break myself by not sleeping enough. I get it mostly in Excedrin form though. Thank you, whoever invented Excedrin.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Of course I would get away with it. I don't murder haphazardly.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I like wine, but most of the time I find it too much of a distraction with food. Really, that goes for any drink with food. I save it 'til the end.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Women in pantsuits disturb me. It looks too much like a costume. A tailored suit jacket with a skirt is another matter entirely.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Right now, it's a 1978 Jeep J10.)
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I have done this. It's science. It's not a habit. What?)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (1. America. 2. Europe.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Brussels, Belgium - after roaming the streets with my brother for a few hours past midnight.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people.
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Super Mario Brothers for original Nintendo rules. So does MarioKart for SNES, and Gran Tourismo for Playstation 1.)
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Forgetting to eat is a problem for me. That's why I started buying "diet shakes" to fill in the gaps.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Jeep Cherokees can go fast enough to beat Ford Rangers.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (It's a great release, and an esteem builder for those times where you manage to do a good job of it. Unlike on the cruise ship with "American Pie." Just awful.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
✓ I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Honestly.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.