my letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I gave vilya_mariposa a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I broke justpeachykeen's X-Box (-12 points). Last month I punched ailillvalkyrie in the arm (-10 points). Last Tuesday I put money in zutulu42's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I gave famousdeaths a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (37 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
orla_fey