WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I have no marriage lines!!!!

[orisnori]

So my friend was telling me how she got her hands read by a kabbalist so I foolishly went and looked up kabbalistic palmistry online, and to my chagrin I have found that I have no marriage lines. Not in my ACTUAL LIFE or even in my POTENTIAL LIFE. I'm hoping that I'm incredibly bad at this, because otherwise I am doomed to a life of misery.

Help.

Dude, where's my husband?