i told you my story was gonna be better....
Tir: what are you doing?
Man: getting you out of my head
Tir: dumbass..how are u gonna do that? a Q-tip?
Man: sort of....
Man walks into the store
Man: hey can i get a...Berreta...45. if at all possible
Tir: what the hell are doing?
Clerk: yeah sure its about 35.95, 40 for wood finish and theres a 7 day wait
Man: um...i cant do the 7 day wait...anyway i can just walk out with it?
Tir: WHAT are you DOING!
Clerk: sorry but we have to run a background check. until than i cant sell you it or i lose my job ^_^
Man: how about your life?
Tir: i like where this is going...
Clerk: your threataning me?
Clerk points the gun at Man, Man snatches the Clerks wrist and bends it. The gun goes off. Man breaks Clerks wrist and shoots him 9 times.
Tir: THAT WAS COOL! HAHA ok back to what i was talkin about before...u said something about..getting me out..and u have a gun...um...this sounds a lil...off to me..mind explaining?
Man walks out of the store and is stopped by conserned people who herd the shots.
Citizen #1: hey man you ok i herd shots...what happened?
Man shoots #1
Citizen #2 screams
Man shoots at #2 and misses
Citizen #2 runs away
Tir: man yer on a roll! haha! but you only got one shot left buddy...
Man: thats all i need...
Little girl comes up and hits man with her doll
Little girl: you mean ol man! say your sorry for shooting my daddy.
little girl repeatedly hits Man
Man points gun at the little girl
Man: ..........
Little girl: ..........
Man walks away and into an alley
Tir: so heres the moment of truth.u really got the balls? u think this will be over?
Man holds gun in his mouth
Tir: do it...see if i care...your hurting yourself not me...go on....go 4 it
Man:..........
Tir: DO IT!!!
Police Officer: DROP THE WEAPON AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
Man looks at the officer and points the gun at him
The Officer shoots the Man and kills him
Officer: 154 to base...send an abulance
Tir: now why would u want to do a think like that
Officer looks around and points his gun nervously
Tir: just leave him there...run away...what do u think will happen when they get here. u get off scot free? dont think so....i suggest u run.
Officer drops his gun and runs deeper into the alley
Tir: thats it....now..all we have to do is lay low until this blows over...than we can have sum fun...
Officer laughes
Tir laughes
Man: getting you out of my head
Tir: dumbass..how are u gonna do that? a Q-tip?
Man: sort of....
Man walks into the store
Man: hey can i get a...Berreta...45. if at all possible
Tir: what the hell are doing?
Clerk: yeah sure its about 35.95, 40 for wood finish and theres a 7 day wait
Man: um...i cant do the 7 day wait...anyway i can just walk out with it?
Tir: WHAT are you DOING!
Clerk: sorry but we have to run a background check. until than i cant sell you it or i lose my job ^_^
Man: how about your life?
Tir: i like where this is going...
Clerk: your threataning me?
Clerk points the gun at Man, Man snatches the Clerks wrist and bends it. The gun goes off. Man breaks Clerks wrist and shoots him 9 times.
Tir: THAT WAS COOL! HAHA ok back to what i was talkin about before...u said something about..getting me out..and u have a gun...um...this sounds a lil...off to me..mind explaining?
Man walks out of the store and is stopped by conserned people who herd the shots.
Citizen #1: hey man you ok i herd shots...what happened?
Man shoots #1
Citizen #2 screams
Man shoots at #2 and misses
Citizen #2 runs away
Tir: man yer on a roll! haha! but you only got one shot left buddy...
Man: thats all i need...
Little girl comes up and hits man with her doll
Little girl: you mean ol man! say your sorry for shooting my daddy.
little girl repeatedly hits Man
Man points gun at the little girl
Man: ..........
Little girl: ..........
Man walks away and into an alley
Tir: so heres the moment of truth.u really got the balls? u think this will be over?
Man holds gun in his mouth
Tir: do it...see if i care...your hurting yourself not me...go on....go 4 it
Man:..........
Tir: DO IT!!!
Police Officer: DROP THE WEAPON AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
Man looks at the officer and points the gun at him
The Officer shoots the Man and kills him
Officer: 154 to base...send an abulance
Tir: now why would u want to do a think like that
Officer looks around and points his gun nervously
Tir: just leave him there...run away...what do u think will happen when they get here. u get off scot free? dont think so....i suggest u run.
Officer drops his gun and runs deeper into the alley
Tir: thats it....now..all we have to do is lay low until this blows over...than we can have sum fun...
Officer laughes
Tir laughes