Panic is setting in.
Facebook is down. The hysteria is growing. What do we do now? We've all lost the ability to socialize by any other means - the telephone? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? This is 2007, the phone is so... 1980's. The important thing to do is to just stay inside and wait for Facebook to come back. Going outside will surely lead to mass riots as people attempt to interact with each other without the all important buffer of Facebook.