Liquid nitrogen and bananas

May 21, 2006 22:17

Mmmmm.... drum and bass...... I wonder if what she says is true.... I only listen to it when I'm relaxing and reflecting, and it's usually accompanied by dim lighting, and sitting on the floor of a hot shower while holding my knees to my chest. Aurelia says I'm subconsiously trying to recreate the womb. Hot, wet, a steady rythmic beat, and my choice of position isn't all that unlike fetal. I say I've sat down under the spray of hot water like that for years, the drum and bass was just an aural pleasure to relax to. Maybe she's right. Anyways, I feel reaaly good right now. I had a good weekend, got to see Aurelia, went to busch gardens and spent a whopping $2.32, had a hugenormous burrito for dinner and saw a movie. And did I mention I got to see Aurelia? I felt so good today even after she left that for the first time in years, I felt something strange. I had to go into work to do the switch line-up for tomorrows reactor startup, and while I was standing there with Griffopolis flipping switches and turning knobs, I felt job satisfaction. It was weird. I told myself to stop. It didn't work. Perhaps it was because I was there on a sunday and walked in like I owned the place, 2 1/2 days worth of beard visible from across the room and a peen state tee under my uniform vice the standard plain white. And nobody said anything to me about my "Military appearance" or lack thereof. The only work-related conversion was the brief beforehand and the permission for starting the switch lineup. Like people knew that I was there to do a job, and helped me to get it done. I can honestly say that today was the only time i'd ever got that feeling on the boat.

We celebrated Aurelia's birthday this weekend, since I'll be out to sea for the real deal. Once again proved that my girlfriend is anything but normal, when she got excited over a box of about a thousand bleached turkey feathers the way "normal" girls would get worked up over jewelry. She got some of that too. A $2 steel beaded chain with hemp lacing and a dragon medallion. Total investment on that piece: $4.50. and I have a bunch of hemp leftover, which isn't a big deal, I'll eventually use it at some point.

EAT AT JOE'S

After work today, worked on a script to get porn freaks all across the contry to aid in my quest for weapons of mass distruction, some might call it a mail bomb, but based on what newsgroups I sent it to, and the headings I listed it under, if it crashes their computers, only two conclusions can be drawn:
1) They are operating with inferior hardware and deserve a system crash.
2) They are immoral human beings and deserve to be castrated.
Plus, it leaves them with a nice little message that kiddie porn is bad and does no actual damage other than eating up memory adequate to run 512 copies of internet explorer symultaneously.

now I'm doing laundry, and I've gotten over 5000 hits from the mailbomb. Sad when you think about it. Sick fuckos....

And now, I'm off to the second star on the right to battle the pirates.
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