Sasuke: It's kill or be killed bb! >:D
Naruto: NO! I CHOOSE OPTION C!
Sasuke: ... which is?
Naruto: LETS DIE TOGETHER IN A TRAGIC EMBODIMENT OF TRUE LOVE FRIENDSHIP! D: Like Romeo and Juliet. Obviously you're Juliet.
Sakura: ashfjghkla :punches Naruto in the head:
Naruto: :slightly concussed:... so, not a good idea then?
Sakura: NO SHIT WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?