May 03, 2007 19:52
I-eee, icky thump
Who'd-a thunk?
Sittin' drunk
On a wagon to Mexico
Ahh well, what a chump
well my head
Got a bump
When I hit it on the radio
Red-head señorita
Looking dead
Came and said,
"need a bed?" en español
I said
gimme a drink of water
I'm gonna sing around the collar
Well, I don't need a microphone
Icky thump, with a lump
In my throat
Grabbed my coat
And I was freaking
I was ready to go
Yeah,
and i swear
besides the hair
She had one white eye
One black ink stare
Lookin' up,
lyin' there
On the stand
near her hand
Was a candy cane
Black rum, sugar cane
Dry ice, and somethin' strange!
La la, la la la la la la la la la laaa laaa laaa
White Americans
What, nothin' better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out?
You're an immigrant too.
Who's using who?
What should we do?
Well you can't be a pimp
And a prostitute too
Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind
Looked around
And there was nobody else
Left alone
I hit myself with a stone
Went home and learned
how to clean up after myself