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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

Oct 25, 2010 20:21

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino ( Read more... )

this is your fault austria, !route_29, what is this lameness, fuck life

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[ video ] bauhinias October 26 2010, 03:41:12 UTC

[ What is he watching... ]

Japan is no longer here.

[ video ] originofawesome October 26 2010, 03:46:41 UTC

[You are watching nothing. It's just your overactive imagination. THERE IS NO FAILURE HERE.]

JA-- [Squints at the screen. One of those random Asian nations! It's probably their fault as well!]

So you did this! [Jabbing at the screen again, thoroughly pissed off, though the image is probably ruined by the flora sticking out of his hair.] I demand to be returned to Germany immediately, along with compensation!

[ video ] bauhinias October 26 2010, 04:17:33 UTC

... [ HE DOESN'T EVEN-- ]

It is obvious that I am kidnapping people so I can stuff them in a Pokémon fun park, watching them squirm and writhe in terror--then expose myself.

Right.

[ video ] originofawesome October 26 2010, 04:33:45 UTC

[SPEECHLESS IN THE FACE OF GREATNESS, AMIRITE.]

Kesese. None of that lying bullshit.

[He is pleased by this, since he doesn't have to force Hong Kong into admitting anything. Now he is staring expectantly. Give him his private plane home, dammit.]

[ video ] bauhinias October 26 2010, 04:46:25 UTC

Unfortunately I am incapable of sending you home to your new yacht.

1/2 [ video ] originofawesome October 26 2010, 04:50:57 UTC

[He shakes the Pokégear angrily, probably an indication of what he wants to do to Hong Kong.]

The fuck! WHY NOT?

[ video ] originofawesome October 26 2010, 04:52:26 UTC

...What kind of yacht? [His compensation for this horrifying experience?]

[ video ] bauhinias October 26 2010, 05:03:24 UTC

Because the port of Hong Kong is closed.

... It's customised to your preferences to the smallest detail on the Prussian eagle.

[ video ] omg I hate you for being so awesome and messing with him. |D originofawesome October 26 2010, 05:14:07 UTC

Give me a damn plane!

[Long pause as he imagines this. THE MOST EPIC YACHT EVER.]

Kesesese! How big is it?

[ video ] so you laaav me :3c bauhinias October 26 2010, 05:29:55 UTC

I already gave you a yacht.

Its length is five meters more than than the German Eclipse.

1/2 [ video ] N-No way, you evil...thing. D< originofawesome October 26 2010, 05:34:42 UTC

I can accept a first class plane ticket. You're lucky I'm so benevolent and not suing your ass.

[HE IS VERY PLEASED BY THIS. HE SHOULD HAVE THE BIGGEST YACHT EVER.]

Heh? West gets one too?

[ video ] originofawesome October 26 2010, 05:35:35 UTC

YOU KIDNAPPED WEST TOO!?

[When he gets over the shock, he will kill you.]

[ video ] DON'T DENY bauhinias October 26 2010, 05:42:36 UTC

... If you haven't noticed how shady that sounded yet, I might as well make it clear.

I am not the culprit. [ WHY WOULD I BE HERE IF I WAS, I MISS THE INTERNET. ]

[ video ] </3 :| originofawesome October 26 2010, 05:52:28 UTC

[OMG YOU CHEATING, LYING BASTARD.]

Don't lie to me!

[YOU LOOK SO GUILTY MAN.]

[ video ] /wibbles bauhinias October 26 2010, 06:01:06 UTC

[ SAYS THE ALBINO DEVIL ]

I am not lying this time. I'm not involved in any way other than being another victim.

[ video ] /m-must not give in originofawesome October 26 2010, 06:31:36 UTC

[WHO YOU CALLIN' A DEVIL, YOU...DEVIL.]

...Japan is crazy.

[Sob. No Yacht. Still stuck in Pokémon world. What is life. He's going to sit in the middle of the road and sulk now.]

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