Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

Oct 25, 2010 20:21

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino ( Read more... )

this is your fault austria, !route_29, what is this lameness, fuck life

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[Action] of_france October 26 2010, 03:28:22 UTC
[France had overheard the conversation and had come out the see if it really is Prussia... which it is. His lips quirk slightly up in amusement that only turns into full-blown laughter as he watches the Spearow attack.

[Hell was at least entertaining at times.]

Try fighting them with your Pokemon, you failure of a Nation!

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1/? [Action] originofawesome October 26 2010, 03:36:20 UTC
[Prussia drags himself back to his things, slightly out of breathe and looking bedraggled. It's pretty obvious a flock of birds attacked him, and that he tried losing them through bushes and trees.]

France!? You were kidnapped too? Japan's in for a load of shit.

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2/3 [Action] originofawesome October 26 2010, 03:37:21 UTC
...I have a Pokémon?

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3/3 [Action] originofawesome October 26 2010, 03:39:21 UTC
hahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OF COURSE I DO!

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[Action 1:2] of_france October 26 2010, 03:42:11 UTC
[He stares at Prussia, suddenly completely lacking in humor.]

Japan didn't kidnap us.

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[Action 2:3] I LIED of_france October 26 2010, 03:43:50 UTC
[He gazes with quiet, heavy acceptance at Prussia.]

We are dead and in Hell.

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[Action 3:3] of_france October 26 2010, 03:47:49 UTC
[He gives Prussia deadpan look while Marianne, his Vulpix, sits at his feet, not even bothering to give Prussia the time of day.]

Good job. You are a genius.

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1/2 [Action] originofawesome October 26 2010, 03:58:39 UTC
2/3 [Action] I lied too. >> originofawesome October 26 2010, 04:01:02 UTC
KESESESESESESESESESESE!

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[Action originofawesome October 26 2010, 04:01:52 UTC
[He puffs up, simultaneously looking superior and giving France a "Are you stupid?" look.]

Me? DEAD? Hah! Nothing can kill the great Prussia!

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[Action 1:2] of_france October 26 2010, 04:05:13 UTC
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[Action 2:2] of_france October 26 2010, 04:07:14 UTC
No one is immortal! Even your so-called awesomeness can't save you from your own inability to have citizens to maintain your life.

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[Action] originofawesome October 26 2010, 04:22:03 UTC
[Arrogantly, for he doesn't believe you, France, though even he wouldn't claim to end up in Heaven, since he's done a lot of shit in the past.]

If we're dead, then why is Hell the Pokémon world?

[Not saying anything to that last part. His existing after being dissolved is proof enough.]

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[Action] of_france October 26 2010, 04:27:09 UTC
Because the Pokemon world is not only completely lacking in a fashion industry but also in a sex industry and consumer economy. Only the Devil could devise a world to run so smoothly yet have no rewards.

[Besides the fact that there are people who are still vying for the return of a Prussian state, Prussia is as good as dead.

[He sneers.]

Besides, can't you here the God forsaken music? It's an introductory to our coming torture.

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[Action] originofawesome October 26 2010, 04:45:35 UTC
[Rolls eyes at France's over dramatic nature.]

That's not proof of Hell, France.

[He's alive and kicking, man.]

Yeah, sounds like something Japan would do. [He winces at the increasing peppiness.]

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[Action] of_france October 26 2010, 05:15:24 UTC
But it is not proof that it isn't Hell, is it?

[Denying death is unbecoming to your countenance.]

So perhaps Japan is the Devil, and he awaits us at the gates of Hell after this road...

[He appears to be sincerely contemplating this.]

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