Ch. 10 - In the end, it always ends with just Jack of Fables

Sep 08, 2011 23:56

[Last night, Jack stayed over at Rose's place, just like he had been for a few nights now. He'd finally worked his way into her good graces and he couldn't be happier. But when he woke up this morning, it was in an empty bed. And then he realized it was an empty room inside an empty apartment. It was like no one had ever lived there. Frustratingly ( Read more... )

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[ voice ] slaying September 9 2011, 10:57:19 UTC
[ buffy's very much in the mood to be aggressive. and mean. and angry. ]

Settle? Settle?

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[ voice ] originaljackass September 9 2011, 17:37:45 UTC
[Jack, however, is not in the mood to deal with it.]

Try not to take it personal.

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[ voice ] slaying September 10 2011, 12:00:37 UTC
[ bad-mooding all around, then. ]

What's so settleable about it then, huh?

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[ voice ] originaljackass September 10 2011, 13:06:05 UTC
It's not what I wanted, tonight. I'm going to pass on the banter, Buffy. I'm not in the mood.

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[ voice ] slaying September 11 2011, 11:41:17 UTC
Well? There's a lot of anti-mood going around.

What happened?

[ she's keen to have a distraction from her own woes. ]

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[ voice ] originaljackass September 11 2011, 14:50:34 UTC
Shit. Shit happens, Buffy. What's it to you?

[It's not like he goes digging in her personal life.]

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[ voice ] slaying September 11 2011, 14:55:35 UTC
To me? It's someone else's shit. Which is at least twice as distracting as getting hung up on my own. And this whole conversation just kinda started to sound a little gross. Ugh.

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[ voice ] originaljackass September 11 2011, 15:26:28 UTC
So you want to play Oprah to my problems, so yours don't seem as bad? Classy.

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[ voice ] slaying September 11 2011, 18:45:15 UTC
...Oh, come on. Like you're the poster-boy for class in the first place.

[ then, gentler: ] I've never known you to hold back about yourself before, Horner.

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[ voice ] originaljackass September 11 2011, 19:50:59 UTC
Even living legends like me have their personal lives, pumpkin.

[Deliberately said this time. Give her something else to be upset about.]

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[ voice ] that tag requires this icon. not that...you can probably see why. it's so small. slaying September 11 2011, 19:54:10 UTC
...Why? Why pumpkin? I'm not a redhead. I don't grow on a vine. I don't get my eyes poked out for hilarious but kind of creepy holiday decorations.

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[ voice ] I think I see a pumpkin in it. originaljackass September 11 2011, 19:55:55 UTC
Would you like me to come up with some kind of eye opening explanation for it? I mean, I could come up with one, just like that. It'd be good, too.

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[ voice ] yes! and it's from this scene: http://vrya.net/bdb/clip.php?clip=1139 slaying September 11 2011, 19:57:46 UTC
Fine. Create away, o-immortal-one.

[ pumpkins are depressing. :| ]

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[ voice ] originaljackass September 11 2011, 20:03:43 UTC
Well, I told you I died once, right? Well, I'd made a deal before then with the devil, so as to save my soul from eternal damnation before then. Well, I get to heaven expecting to be welcomed in by St. Peter, but wouldn't you know it, I wasn't on the party list. I get directed to hell, where the devil says I have no place there, on account of our deal. So here I am, undead man, with no afterlife that'll take him. That devil bastard gives me one of hell's coals to light my way back to the living world.

Damn thing burned my skin, so it was literally playing hot potatoes until as luck had it, I came across a headless horseman using a pumpkin for a head. I jumped the bastard, stole his pumpkin, and put the coal in it. And that's how the Jack O'Lantern was invented.

[Yes. Jack is the reason for that story. Digest that for a bit.]

Anyway, that pumpkin was important to me. It was the light of my world. My guide through the hardest of times in my life. So. You're the pumpkin. Flattering, isn't it?

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[ voice ] slaying September 11 2011, 20:20:26 UTC
...Don't you just know how to make a girl feel special and how to talk yourself up at the same time. Impressive.

[ but there is a distinct lack of edge to her voice; almost gratitude. ]

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[ voice ] originaljackass September 11 2011, 20:46:59 UTC
Well I've had lots of practice.

[He's just lucky he chose such a convenient pet name.]

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