Ch. 7 - There are some people that are nearly, but not quite, as important as Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[When Jack Horner woke this morning, he did so on a pile of gold and with a pain in his back as if he had at one point had two massive wings and a tail sticking out of two different points of it. He was also, quite awkwardly, completely naked. Fortunately enough amongst his belongings, a few suits had got tossed into that briefcase of his, so he

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[originaljackass]

[Right... he knows her. Little kid.]

No magic involved. Guess that kind of thing just wears off on it's own.

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[originaljackass]

Not too sure. I got really fat, took all my gold up to the mountains, and when I let it all out, I suddenly transformed.

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[originaljackass]

I didn't turn into a dragon all at once. It was, you know, gradual.

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[originaljackass]

I started eating a lot, got really fat, then I got scaly, grew a tail, and before you knew it... bam, Jack the Dragon.

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[originaljackass]

... nope, just woke up like this.

[Naked, granted, but he was able to fix that. For now the questions aren't too annoying for him to call them off.]

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[originaljackass]

Beats me. I'm just hoping- [scarf] it sticks.

[Yeah, since she doesn't seem to be shutting up, Jack is just gonna start eating and talking.]

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[originaljackass]

[Normally he would quite quickly. But the less selfish version of Jack isn't as concerned about his time being wasted. He still gets bored easily, though.]

Like constantly needing a bath, except you never get to have one, because you're stuck in a suit of armor.

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[originaljackass]

I prefer flying by plane.