Ch. 5 - The introduction of a very draconian Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[So, the experiment was over. Jack spent an entire day rolling in his gold thinking about it. It was pretty ridiculous. Him? A family man? Raising a kid? It's a wonder he even believed that bullshit. The great Jack Horner was too awesome and cool to be saddled by any woman and he never went around leaving bastard children around. Except that one

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[lists_to_port]

[Sparrow happens to be in the woods on a journey from Cullen House to the village. He doesn't notice any dragons, though his mind isn't quite on such things at the moment. The voices in his head are buzzing quite loudly and that is where his attention lies at the moment.]

[dragonjack]

[Jack, still frustrated by a lack of prey willing to stand by and get eaten, suddenly comes pouncing from the trees. A buck will come running in Sparrow's direction as it manages to evade the dragons' voracious appetite.]

[lists_to_port]

DRAGON.

[Jack just stands still as the deer flashes past him. There's no use running, really.]

[dragonjack]

Argh! Come on, not again!

[He stalks forward, at first not even noticing Sparrow. Although presently he becomes aware of him. Well. This is awkward.]

[lists_to_port]

[Highly awkward.]

Hullo, dragon.

[Since Jack was in PRISON for the transformation? He has no idea this is Horner. Yet.]

[dragonjack]

[He snorts, a bit of smoke coming from his nostrils.]

What do you want, Sparrow? Want to gloat?

[lists_to_port]

...................................What?

May I compliment you on your keywords?

[dragonjack]

[He grumbles, which sounds more like a low growl coming from him.]

Right. You don't know who I am. Figures.

You may. .....IT'S A SWEATER! WHAT CAN I SAY OF SUCH MEN?!

[lists_to_port]

Sorry, but...should I know who you are? You? Dragon. Me? Devilishly handsome pirate. Seems we don't fly and or sail and or trudge through the same social circles, now does it.

[But there is something bothering him about this dragon. Something familiar.]

My men, my compadres... what we have done, we have done together!

[dragonjack]

[He snorts in amusement. There's no sense in hiding his identity.]

I'm the better half of the infamous Brothers Jack.

Jefe....would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? 1/?

[lists_to_port]

You're the better...

2/?

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3/?

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4/done

[lists_to_port]

You're a dragon.

El Guapo only kills men. He does not kill crying women!

[dragonjack]

Observant as always.

/can't think of any more.........MY LITTLE BUTTERCUP HAS THE SWEETEST SMIIIILE

[lists_to_port]

Aye, but....but how?

[Nevermind all the baggage about you getting with his woman, Horner.]