Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[Written // Locked to men only]

We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick

Comments

[likevegeta]

Dude. Tifa Lockhart.

[oda_hates_me]

Tifa-chan is quite a woman!

[likevegeta]

Powerful, sexy, but sweet. That's the best of everything!

[oda_hates_me]

And powerful?

[likevegeta]

She's one of the strongest women here.

I bet she could even give Buffy a run for her money.

[likenappa]

Dude, nobody gives Buffy a run for her money.

[likevegeta]

What about Wonder Woman?

[likenappa]

That's just not playing fair.

They could fight it out. In pudding.

[likevegeta]

In bikinis.

[likenappa]

In edible bikinis.

[likevegeta]

Juicy edible bikinis.

[likenappa]

Hey, do you think we could get that Bil guy to set up something like this? If we ask really nicely?

For science?

[likevegeta]

Only if they didn't know it was us...

Or, wait.

No. Dude. Bil gave us Superman 64. No trust.

[greenlongjohns]

I think it's time you boys took your fantasies somewhere more private.

[likenappa]

What? Who said we were boys?

And hell, isn't this kind of the place for fantasies? [He's... a lot braver when there's a journal and running distance between himself and possible confrontation.]

[greenlongjohns]

Because I was a fourteen year old once. And then I grew out of talk like that. That said, you're thinking of the wrong kind of fantasies.