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Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

Feb 09, 2011 00:16

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We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick ( Read more... )

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lists_to_port February 9 2011, 05:25:25 UTC

Sheena? Beautiful girl. Beautiful Sheena. OH! And Nami--all tangled and salty. Very...and Mistress Raine as well, like a blessed saint. Beautiful, her. Jilly's a lovely tender soft bit of a lamb as well, isn't she? OH. And Miss Ami's lovely, very nice legs. Miss Rockbell......too violent. My Tia, a lovely tawny bit of macabre, eh? But then there's Willow of the Red Hair. I love red hair, although she likes the ladies.

Pity.

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 05:33:06 UTC

That's what I'm talking about. And I ain't met a single one of these fine ladies. You're a real pal there, Captain.

[Voice/Filtered] lists_to_port February 9 2011, 05:36:36 UTC

And--[Buffy. Damn it, Horner!]. For why would you want to know our opinions of this, Horner?

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 05:38:25 UTC

Can't a man appreciate the sights and sounds of the place he could be stuck in for awhile?

[Voice/Filtered] lists_to_port February 9 2011, 05:40:44 UTC

Sights, Horner. And happy accidents. Never know when you're going to wake up with a beautiful woman directly on top of you. Dame fortune often smiles in this place.

[Dame Jack Gets Lucky always frowns, however. And like, throws pots and pans.]

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 05:42:17 UTC

I know exactly what you mean. It's happened to me plenty of times. The greatest of experiences.

[Voice/Filtered] lists_to_port February 9 2011, 05:47:01 UTC

Aye. Well. And myself, as well.

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 05:50:52 UTC

So what feisty vixen landed herself in your bed?

[Voice/Filtered] lists_to_port February 9 2011, 05:53:11 UTC

That would be the lovely Navigator, Nami. You might say she steered the right course with that one, eh? EH?

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 05:54:59 UTC

That so? And are you two still going at it?

[Voice/Filtered] lists_to_port February 9 2011, 06:00:20 UTC

Well not right now, mate! I'm talkin' to you, aren't I? Who've you got then?

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 06:05:13 UTC

I'm working my way with a real firecracker. Redheaded babe, name of Nina Parker.

[Voice/Filtered] lists_to_port February 9 2011, 06:09:44 UTC

[THAT...stops him. Nina, whom Jack has already been on a very interesting..."date"...with. He admirably keeps his voice under control and even jovial.]

Redheads, eh? Lovely things. I've one named Scarlett back home, don't I.

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 06:11:55 UTC

I got my own. Name of Rose Red. Long time girlfriend, until I had to leave town. Saw her about a week before I showed up here. Something got up in her head because she was as sickly as hell.

[Didn't stop Jack from doing her.]

[Voice/Filtered] lists_to_port February 9 2011, 06:17:26 UTC

Trouble with redheads is, you should never let 'em catch you shagging their best friend what happens to be a lovely willowy blond.

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 06:22:54 UTC

Not unless it's a threesome.

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