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Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

Feb 09, 2011 00:16

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We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick ( Read more... )

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[Voice] eternallysinned February 9 2011, 05:19:35 UTC

[This... This was interesting, but Hakkai would indulge. He was trying to get in this train of thought anyway. Strange. I know.]

This one woman... Litchi I believe her name is, is quite attractive.

[Voice/Filtered] yellowthirteen February 9 2011, 05:28:54 UTC

Couldn't agree more.

[...He's lucky and he knows it.]

[Voice/Filtered] eternallysinned February 9 2011, 05:44:46 UTC

Ha ha. You sound rather content.

[Voice/Filtered] yellowthirteen February 9 2011, 05:49:15 UTC

Naturally.

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 05:52:16 UTC

You're hitting that, aren't you?

[Voice/Filtered] yellowthirteen February 9 2011, 05:54:19 UTC

Not quite yet. A woman like her is worth romancing. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 05:55:49 UTC

Right, right. Regular Prince Charming. [Oh right. He's Jack's dad. Excuse him while he tries not to vomit.] But that's your plan, right?

[Voice/Filtered] yellowthirteen February 9 2011, 06:01:36 UTC

Litchi's more to me than just a beautiful woman. There's not really much of a "plan" going on.

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 06:06:22 UTC

Come on, pal. You're not telling me you're really that straight laced, are you?

[Voice/Filtered] yellowthirteen February 9 2011, 06:10:48 UTC

I had my days back home when I was younger, but those are behind me.

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 06:13:53 UTC

Trust me, champ, you're way too young to be tossing in the towel now.

[Voice/Filtered] yellowthirteen February 9 2011, 06:18:04 UTC

[He hesitates for a moment. He doesn't want to bring down the mood with the whole "I'm dead" thing.]

Maybe. But I've got a very good thing going for me right now, when you get down to it. [And there's a chuckle from him.] I may be young yet, but I'm not stupid.

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 06:22:02 UTC

Uh huh. Just don't take too long. Someone might come in and steal her away.

[Voice/Filtered] yellowthirteen February 9 2011, 06:25:15 UTC

I doubt I have to worry.

Besides, whoever tries it might find a missile coming through their window if I ever get my plane back.

[Voice/Filtered] originaljackass February 9 2011, 06:28:26 UTC

Good thing you don't have your plane.

[Voice/Filtered] yellowthirteen February 9 2011, 06:31:34 UTC

Yet. I'll build one if I have to. And settle for machine guns.

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