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[doyoulikecake]

Okay. Hypothetical situation A: You have a member of your family (let's say a cousin) who really, truly, desperately wants in your pants. They've been trying to get you to date them for quite a number of years now. You really, truly, desperately do not want them in that way, even though they're okay when they're not trying to get into your pants

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[ilikedcake]

Tell her that you're sleeping with your sister again.

[doyoulikecake]

...again?

[ilikedcake]

Well... every night and then some.

[doyoulikecake]

Well, I suppose that would work if you wanted to fuck your sister, but wouldn't it seem odd that one wants one's sister and not one's cousin, then?

[ilikedcake]

Well, yes, but it's not like the whole family doesn't know already.

[doyoulikecake]

We're talking about two very different situations, here.

[ilikedcake]

So you're telling me it wasn't you that tied me up, blindfolded me, gagged me, and then demanded I still make you supper?

[doyoulikecake]

...no, I don't think that was me. :|

[ilikedcake]

In that case, who was it?

[doyoulikecake]

How would I know?