The Insomnia Diaries
Fucking Profanity Night!
The fucking best fucking night(shit) everrr!
This whole night has been terribly fucking ridiculous.
Fucking CRAZY[ASS]TAXI!
You should never be able to run into buildings and hop over traffic in a convertible taxi. Especially when you are a skinny black girl with blonde afro puffs with a ridic name that I can not even [fucking] remember.
"I'm pretty sure speediness is not more important than safety!"
-katiebolin
Fucking T.P!
Teepee of dicks!
Used only for inserting three penises into a single vadge.
T.P.=Teepee
T.P.=Triple Penetration
"She bout to have a Mickey Mouse vadge! She better throw that in the dryer wit some bounce!"
-katiebolin
["SHITWHATTHEFUCK"]
Fucking Listening to Fucking Porn!
"like... Literally"
-katiebolin
Lois and Peter are okay, but Chris had no business being in that picture.
Chris Middleton knows way too much about internet porn.
"The dot for the "i" in "Join Now!" is huh booty hole!"
&
"Conetitties is not (at all) where it's at."
-katiebolin
Fucking Crazy [ass] Music Fucking Videos!
Why is there even a dvd of "Milkshake" by Kelis and some ridic [fucking] Busta Rhymes vidz.
Should women really sweep the backyard in a thong, or even sweep the backyard in general?
And where was the broom? In huh booty hole. That was where it was at.
Not that she was even turned a swimming pool into a wave pool with gyrations of the booty.
She smelt a dook.
"How do you just not know when someone is dookin' up in yo house?"
-katiebolin
Fucking Video Games!
Brambles is so [fucking] painful to watch!
So glad I beat that!
That smilin' spider had fucking tennis shoes on!
THE FACT THAT I THROW TNT BARRELLS AT YOU IS JUST SOMETHING THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH AND YOU NEED TO STOP MAKING IT ABOUT YOU!
"He just trowed a beedatyou."
&
"Which would you prefer? Forwards, backwards, or bee?"
&
"He can't even buy gloves. Not because they don't make them in his size, but all the other big-handed ripped gray alligators got there first!"
-katiebolin
"Hold on Mr. Big-Handed Ripped Gray Alligator With The Big Spikey Bat, I gotta give Jeremy a chip! A lime chip! Not even a hint of lime like they said, a straight up gave you the answer of lime."
-OC
"Everything about tonight was 8 7y8t9 dfb!"
-katiebolin
The fucking best fucking night(shit) everrr!
This whole night has been terribly fucking ridiculous.
Fucking CRAZY[ASS]TAXI!
You should never be able to run into buildings and hop over traffic in a convertible taxi. Especially when you are a skinny black girl with blonde afro puffs with a ridic name that I can not even [fucking] remember.
"I'm pretty sure speediness is not more important than safety!"
-katiebolin
Fucking T.P!
Teepee of dicks!
Used only for inserting three penises into a single vadge.
T.P.=Teepee
T.P.=Triple Penetration
"She bout to have a Mickey Mouse vadge! She better throw that in the dryer wit some bounce!"
-katiebolin
["SHITWHATTHEFUCK"]
Fucking Listening to Fucking Porn!
"like... Literally"
-katiebolin
Lois and Peter are okay, but Chris had no business being in that picture.
Chris Middleton knows way too much about internet porn.
"The dot for the "i" in "Join Now!" is huh booty hole!"
&
"Conetitties is not (at all) where it's at."
-katiebolin
Fucking Crazy [ass] Music Fucking Videos!
Why is there even a dvd of "Milkshake" by Kelis and some ridic [fucking] Busta Rhymes vidz.
Should women really sweep the backyard in a thong, or even sweep the backyard in general?
And where was the broom? In huh booty hole. That was where it was at.
Not that she was even turned a swimming pool into a wave pool with gyrations of the booty.
She smelt a dook.
"How do you just not know when someone is dookin' up in yo house?"
-katiebolin
Fucking Video Games!
Brambles is so [fucking] painful to watch!
So glad I beat that!
That smilin' spider had fucking tennis shoes on!
THE FACT THAT I THROW TNT BARRELLS AT YOU IS JUST SOMETHING THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH AND YOU NEED TO STOP MAKING IT ABOUT YOU!
"He just trowed a beedatyou."
&
"Which would you prefer? Forwards, backwards, or bee?"
&
"He can't even buy gloves. Not because they don't make them in his size, but all the other big-handed ripped gray alligators got there first!"
-katiebolin
"Hold on Mr. Big-Handed Ripped Gray Alligator With The Big Spikey Bat, I gotta give Jeremy a chip! A lime chip! Not even a hint of lime like they said, a straight up gave you the answer of lime."
-OC
"Everything about tonight was 8 7y8t9 dfb!"
-katiebolin