ugh.

[origamikunoichi]

You're all children. Including my boyfriend.

I don't really see the need for introductions, but I'm Konan. Fuck with me and I'll give you so many papercuts that you'll bleed to death. ♥

PS. Whoever stole my handcuffs - I want them back.

Comments

[raikiri_volt]

You seem rather sane. Are you sure you're in Akatsuki?

[yondychan]

She has to share a bathroom with all of them. Can you believe that?

[raikiri_volt]

I'm more surprised that they only have one bathroom. Honestly, what were they thinking?

[yondychan]

Obviously, their choice in real estate is atrocious. Aren't leaders suppost to think about this kind of thing?

[raikiri_volt]

It's an outrage. You'd think they'd have their headquarters in a cool underground lair somewhere. And what's with that fuzzy, pink lamp? Where has the 'evil' gone?

[yondychan]

Clearly, you and I have more evil in out little fingers...

[raikiri_volt]

Exactly. I just doodled you looking slightly devious on my notebook.

[yondychan]

Do I get to see?

[raikiri_volt]

It's really not presentable, but you look like you're scheming revenge on someone for stealing your lunch.

[yondychan]

This only peeks my curiosity.

[origamikunoichi]

Thank you.

I've got the cloak to prove it. And the boyfriend. And the ring.

[raikiri_volt]

I hope you don't let Pein get a hold of your keyboard. He does more typing with his forehead than with his hands.

[origamikunoichi]

I've noticed.

I've got one of those new Dell laptops that come in different colors (mine's blue) - there's no way I'm letting him near it.