ugh.

[origamikunoichi]

You're all children. Including my boyfriend.

I don't really see the need for introductions, but I'm Konan. Fuck with me and I'll give you so many papercuts that you'll bleed to death. ♥

PS. Whoever stole my handcuffs - I want them back.

Comments

[yondychan]

HA! Finally, something I can agree with.

[origamikunoichi]

Really? Pleasure to meet someone sane for once.

[yondychan]

Pleasure's all mine.

[origamikunoichi]

You'd be the Hokage of Konoha, then? Pein's told me about you.

[yondychan]

Yet he's told me oh so little about you.

[origamikunoichi]

Heh. That'd be just like him.

There really isn't much to tell except that I often feel like I'm babysitting children.

[yondychan]

Do you have to share a bathroom with them as well?

[origamikunoichi]

Sadly, yes. Pein has yet to grant my request for my own bathroom. I've also learned that the Club has many other uses.

[yondychan]

I'd say between plant boy and the walking piece of sushi, that is not on.

Oh? Care to elaborate?

[origamikunoichi]

I don't know where Pein even finds these people.

I lock them out of the bathroom while I'm in there. Sometimes I'm in there for hours. And sometimes I lock them out when I'm not in there.

[yondychan]

Oh, I think I'm gonna like you.

[origamikunoichi]

Just don't tell Pein that.

[yondychan]

That ship has sailed.

[origamikunoichi]

Hn.

Still, you're the Hokage... at least it's not me who's after the kyuubi. I've got mine already.