Four Bullets - [Video]

[origamikillah]

[After a month of being in a deep sleep, Patti opens her eyes and groggily sits up. Not bothering to check the calendar, as far as she knows she’s only slept for a day, she gets up and stretches and man is she hungry. She drifts off to the refrigerator and opens it, only to notice someone of hers is missing: the large egg she brought home a month

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video; I'm so sorry

[origamikillah]

Train...them...?

[Wait, if you have to train what was in the egg then that couldn't possibly be an ordinary chicken in there. It had to be a creature that was far more special then just some bird you could eat.

Immediately, Patti comes to only one conclusion of what this creature in the egg might be:



My god.

Chickens with laser eyes.]

That's way cooler then eating it!!!

video; oh god that was beautiful

[srslynotarabbit]

[If only Elliot knew what this girl was picturing. IF ONLY. Instead he's convinced that he's getting through to her, nodding and smiling rather widely.]

Yeah, see? A lot better than trying to eat it, right?

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[origamikillah]

[Poor, poor Elliot. Patti on the other hand is thrilled, thinking about all the things she will teach her new laser chicken to do.

She nods enthusiastically at him.]

Ehehehe, right! I can't wait to train him now!

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[srslynotarabbit]

But if the egg is missing, you still have to find it don't you?

[Really, come on, Patti!]

Maybe it hatched already!

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[origamikillah]

Oh right!! I'm gonna go find that bastard!

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[srslynotarabbit]

That's the spirit!