Four Bullets - [Video]

[origamikillah]

[After a month of being in a deep sleep, Patti opens her eyes and groggily sits up. Not bothering to check the calendar, as far as she knows she’s only slept for a day, she gets up and stretches and man is she hungry. She drifts off to the refrigerator and opens it, only to notice someone of hers is missing: the large egg she brought home a month

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[srslynotarabbit]

[Have a stunned looking hare. And then a frown!]

It wasn't a big egg, was it?

[And here he'll hold up his bag to show the large egg he recently procured.]

Kind of like this one?

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[origamikillah]

[She peers at the screen.]

...yup, that's the right size!

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[srslynotarabbit]

You're not supposed to eat those kinds of eggs!

[He looks shocked. SO SHOCKED.]

Didn't they tell you what to do with it when you got it?

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[mineisanevillol]

Why not? It looks tasty!

...uhhh, nope!

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[srslynotarabbit]

It's for hatching! There's an animal in there!

You're not supposed to eat them...

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[origamikillah]

But you eat chicken eggs, right? So what's the difference?

[This is perfect logic, right?]

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[srslynotarabbit]

That's what I thought too! At least at first...

Someone explained it to me though, so you definitely couldn't eat what was in that egg. You're supposed to raise them and train them and stuff!

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[origamikillah]

Train...them...?

[Wait, if you have to train what was in the egg then that couldn't possibly be an ordinary chicken in there. It had to be a creature that was far more special then just some bird you could eat.

Immediately, Patti comes to only one conclusion of what this creature in the egg might be:

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[srslynotarabbit]

[If only Elliot knew what this girl was picturing. IF ONLY. Instead he's convinced that he's getting through to her, nodding and smiling rather widely.]

Yeah, see? A lot better than trying to eat it, right?

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[origamikillah]

[Poor, poor Elliot. Patti on the other hand is thrilled, thinking about all the things she will teach her new laser chicken to do.

She nods enthusiastically at him.]

Ehehehe, right! I can't wait to train him now!

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[srslynotarabbit]

But if the egg is missing, you still have to find it don't you?

[Really, come on, Patti!]

Maybe it hatched already!

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[origamikillah]

Oh right!! I'm gonna go find that bastard!

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[srslynotarabbit]

That's the spirit!