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[origamicupcake]

Deidara, it was quite unnecessary to follow walk me home.

...and to walk me back to work this morning. How did you even know where I lived?

I suppose I need to stop speaking to Itachi before Hidan has another hissy fit and calls Kakuzu again to "tattle" on me. I have no idea why it was so wrong for me to want to have a conversation with him,

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[bloodwithcoffee]

Fuck you. What are you trying to do, creep people out? I'm not a stalker! I'm a good, attentive guy! What the fuck is your problem!?

[origamicupcake]

You know, Hidan...if you want people to help you, it may be a good idea to actually be nice to them. Especially since you were almost in tears over TOBI wandering off.

[bloodwithcoffee]

He wandered off again!? Fuck, is he okay!!? Is someone taking care of him? DId he bring food!? DID YOU PUT A FUCKING GPS ON HIM THIS TIME AROUND, HE MIGHT GET LOST?

[origamicupcake]

WHAT. THE. HELL. HIDAN.

Tobi is FINE. He's around the cafe somewhere. If you're so worried, handcuff him to you.

[bloodwithcoffee]

.......Handcuff him. Handcuff him!?
You're gonna be one hell of a controlling mother, aren't you.

[origamicupcake]

...well they do make those leashes for kids for a reason, Hidan. Surely you've seen them.

It's apparent Tobi needs one if you keep losing him.