.04

[origami_waltz]

Well...I suppose it is for the better. He is needed there, to carry out his plans, even if I cannot be at his side

Deidara-san. I am coming home now.

Comments

[bali_manwhore]

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

[origami_waltz]

It is alright.

[bali_manwhore]

No it isn't. You can't fool me.
You still owe me that drink, you know.

[bomb_ahead]

Real ladies like Konan don't drink with chumps like you, un.

[bali_manwhore]

But a douchebag like you is okay?
Mind your own business, pal.

[bomb_ahead]

Akatsuki is my business, un. I don't see you garbed in a cloak with red clouds... I don't see you sharing a police station with Konan, either.

[bali_manwhore]

Are you trying to make me jealous of your wardrobe?
'Cause it's not working.

[bomb_ahead]

Hardly, un. I'm just pointing out that if you don't belong amongst us, she's not interested.

[bali_manwhore]

If that's true, she can tell me herself, freakshow.

[bomb_ahead]

Heh, if that's the best you can do, you're really disappointing, un.

She's too nice to say it as bluntly as I will. But go on, play pretend. It's funny when a loser can't take a hint, hahaha!

[bali_manwhore]

You're barking up the wrong tree, pal.
Try one of those girly-boys who cries a lot. Maybe you'll have better luck with them.

[bomb_ahead]

Unfortunately you won't be barking up her robe.

[bali_manwhore]

Yeah, you're real classy.

[bomb_ahead]

I never claimed to be, you piece of ass crust, un.