Anna Nicole Smith DIED????
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I am genuinely upset. Anna Nicole Smith was the last fabulous woman on earth.
Save for Eartha Kitt, Racquel Welch, okay not the last but...
Anna was the last of the Great Blonde's. Courtney Love doesn't count. Anna Nicole had that...that perfect blend of trailer trash and b-movie starlet-hood. She was a walking Cramps song. She was the embodiment of the American superwoman. Blonde, brazen, busty, pill popping, tragedy generating, shape shifting. Whether she was working it in a Guess Ad, or for TrimSpa, Anna Nicole provided 50 CC dose of good old fashioned camp when our country needed it most.
Went to a party on a Saturday Night...
Is it Mamie? Jayne? No, it's Anna Nicole.
MAC COUNTER OVERDOSE!
Poor thing.