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Ok well tonight I couldn't sleep and I became bored.
Darcy knows that when I am bored I do 1 of 2 things: Read about muscle crap or shave something.
Tonight I decided to go into phase 1 of my "hey i'm engaged nobody can call me a homo for doin this" thing: Shave my legs.
Yes I shaved my legs, for the most part. Hey i've been lifting for a while and I have the right to see what muscles I need to work on and come on, i was curious about all the hoopla that surrounds shaving legs for you females. I came to 2 conclusions:
1. The cost-benefit analysis of my shaving my legs shows that the cost is WAY more than the benefit seeing as how it took 2 razors to clean off my legs..for the most part.
2. As blood runs down both legs I realize that it is really easy to knick the massive artery running behind my knee.
Unless I become an amateaur body-builder no razor will ever touch my legs again for as long as I live. As for my arms and chest..yes I will shave them because I just look a lot better there hairless than when I do have hair, and I'll be entering a cutting phase (weight loss that will show me what i've been doing these past 6 months) so i gotta see what I need to work as the fat is coming off of me.
Thats all, I am not gay..i do not enjoy the phallic, I am engaged to a girl girl, and for the time being I have legs you could slap on a model if she wants 26 inch thighs and 18 inch calves.
Darcy knows that when I am bored I do 1 of 2 things: Read about muscle crap or shave something.
Tonight I decided to go into phase 1 of my "hey i'm engaged nobody can call me a homo for doin this" thing: Shave my legs.
Yes I shaved my legs, for the most part. Hey i've been lifting for a while and I have the right to see what muscles I need to work on and come on, i was curious about all the hoopla that surrounds shaving legs for you females. I came to 2 conclusions:
1. The cost-benefit analysis of my shaving my legs shows that the cost is WAY more than the benefit seeing as how it took 2 razors to clean off my legs..for the most part.
2. As blood runs down both legs I realize that it is really easy to knick the massive artery running behind my knee.
Unless I become an amateaur body-builder no razor will ever touch my legs again for as long as I live. As for my arms and chest..yes I will shave them because I just look a lot better there hairless than when I do have hair, and I'll be entering a cutting phase (weight loss that will show me what i've been doing these past 6 months) so i gotta see what I need to work as the fat is coming off of me.
Thats all, I am not gay..i do not enjoy the phallic, I am engaged to a girl girl, and for the time being I have legs you could slap on a model if she wants 26 inch thighs and 18 inch calves.