I never suspected I had an addictive personality...

[oriann]

Okay, that's a total, flat-out lie. Anyone who knows me also knows I'm just a wee bit obsessive at times. Funny thing, this time, I tried. I really tried. Everyone was doing this stupid Livejournal thing and I tried to avoid reading them. And for the most part, I did

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[charenton_]

A wee bit obsessive?

I'm glad I've encouraged another to the dark side. Actually, in light of all the drama, I'm sort of itching to get out of the Livejournal game. However, I'm too lazy to update a real website with my bitching and moaning, so I stay here out of convenience.

Of course, I do have another Livejournal I could start using...

I'm not sure, but I might possibly be offended.

[oriann]

You think I'm obsessive? You have no proof whatsoever.

You can't get out of Livejournal just as I'm getting into it. With all the drama going on, this is the perfect time to heal all those deep, scarred, bitter, bitter wounds that exist between us, like that time we got *really* drunk together and you stole my kidney. Not my watch. Not my wallet. My FUCKING KIDNEY!

Re: I'm not sure, but I might possibly be offended.

[charenton_]

In all fairness, you did have two kidneys. It wasn't very nice of you to hog them both.

I don't know if those wounds could heal. Got any crazy glue?

Re: I'm not sure, but I might possibly be offended.

[seupsut]

The answer is simple, get your penis pierced, it solves everything!
Charenton, you can watch. Nothing brings two people closer together than genitalia mutilation!

[charenton_]

Oh god, I think I would faint if I watched that. I nearly passed out when I got my lip pierced.