How the fuck does he do this?
Uwe Boll, widely regarded as the worst director ever spawned, is making another video game-to-movie translation, this time based on the game, Dungeon Siege. This is all fine and dandy, it'll suck, right?
Then how did he manage to cast Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard, Burt Reynolds, John Ryhs-Davies, Leelee Sobieski, Kristianna Loken and Ray Liotta in it!? Who the fuck does this man sleep with!? Maybe...just maybe...this one won't suck.
Naw, it will...it'll just have a lot of talented people sucking ;)
Then how did he manage to cast Jason Statham, Ron Perlman, Matthew Lillard, Burt Reynolds, John Ryhs-Davies, Leelee Sobieski, Kristianna Loken and Ray Liotta in it!? Who the fuck does this man sleep with!? Maybe...just maybe...this one won't suck.
Naw, it will...it'll just have a lot of talented people sucking ;)