Wisdom of the Days.
So, in the past two days, I've been enlightened with some valuable life lessons that I felt the need to share with other people. These are the kinds of lessons that really make life worth living so it would be best if I got them down before I forget them.
Invaluable Life Lesson #1: In order to be popular, you -must- be pretty. In order to be pretty, you -must- throw up. A lot. The more you throw up, the prettier you will be. If you ever feel like you don't have enough friends or you simply want a few more, you obviously aren't pretty enough. And when you're not pretty enough, the only real option is to go and start throwing up!
Invaluable Life Lesson #2: Trees -can- grow on top of castles and the make ideal vacation spots. They are even better if it takes 8 days to reach them.
Invaluable Life Lesson #3: Justine is -the- Spacegirl. One and only. All rights reserved.
Invaluable Life Lesson #4: Despite my calm, bitter demeanor, I am actually a very bitter person.
Invaluable Life Lesson #5: You do not need to understand David Lynch films in order to like them.
Invaluable Life Lesson #6: The Coolest People Ever Club only has two spaces open for membership and both are already filled. If you are not yet a member of the Coolest People Ever Club, I'm sorry. (Note: Unless you are me or Justine, you are, in fact, -not- a member of the club).
Invaluable Life Lesson #7: It helps, when in a relationship, to have things in common with the person you are with. Otherwise, it is just a silly waste of time.
Invaluable Life Lesson #8: No matter how much I may hate Tetris, it is still a fun and valid way to spend time.
Invaluable Life Lesson #9: I am either too predictable or Miranda really does know me ;)
So, there you have folks. As you can see, I've been inundated with rich, wonderful knowledge over these past two days and I have now provided all of you with the same, rich knowledge. Use it as you will and enjoy.
P.S. I've noticed that, sometimes, I let people walk all over me, emotionally speaking. I pick fights at the wrong time, I defend myself over the wrong things, and I let the wrong things bug me. I hope everyone else is emotionally screwed up, at least a little bit, so that I don't feel alone about the whole thing.
P.P.S. Does anyone know how to delete "Memories" on LJ?
Invaluable Life Lesson #1: In order to be popular, you -must- be pretty. In order to be pretty, you -must- throw up. A lot. The more you throw up, the prettier you will be. If you ever feel like you don't have enough friends or you simply want a few more, you obviously aren't pretty enough. And when you're not pretty enough, the only real option is to go and start throwing up!
Invaluable Life Lesson #2: Trees -can- grow on top of castles and the make ideal vacation spots. They are even better if it takes 8 days to reach them.
Invaluable Life Lesson #3: Justine is -the- Spacegirl. One and only. All rights reserved.
Invaluable Life Lesson #4: Despite my calm, bitter demeanor, I am actually a very bitter person.
Invaluable Life Lesson #5: You do not need to understand David Lynch films in order to like them.
Invaluable Life Lesson #6: The Coolest People Ever Club only has two spaces open for membership and both are already filled. If you are not yet a member of the Coolest People Ever Club, I'm sorry. (Note: Unless you are me or Justine, you are, in fact, -not- a member of the club).
Invaluable Life Lesson #7: It helps, when in a relationship, to have things in common with the person you are with. Otherwise, it is just a silly waste of time.
Invaluable Life Lesson #8: No matter how much I may hate Tetris, it is still a fun and valid way to spend time.
Invaluable Life Lesson #9: I am either too predictable or Miranda really does know me ;)
So, there you have folks. As you can see, I've been inundated with rich, wonderful knowledge over these past two days and I have now provided all of you with the same, rich knowledge. Use it as you will and enjoy.
P.S. I've noticed that, sometimes, I let people walk all over me, emotionally speaking. I pick fights at the wrong time, I defend myself over the wrong things, and I let the wrong things bug me. I hope everyone else is emotionally screwed up, at least a little bit, so that I don't feel alone about the whole thing.
P.P.S. Does anyone know how to delete "Memories" on LJ?