1) You should feel my full-body ones...er...I mean...neck rubs. Yes. Neck rubs. Silly shadows. Hah. 2) I accept. 3) I thought it would have been from my complexion. 4) We're just that cool. 5) I have that effect upon people. 6) How'd you know about my other 94 limbs? 7) I like a girl that isn't stupid. Holding an intelligent conversation about philosophy/current issues/music/anything that doesn't end in "Omg, bush is a retard. lol" or "Greenday is the greatest american rock band ever." is nice.
She must, must, MUST have a sense of humor. I understand people have serious moments, because even I have those. If she can't laugh at life, then I don't see how it could work.
Appearances can help. I mean, if one isn't attracted sexually to somebody, then how can a romantic relationship last?
Honesty is a plus. Though, that comes with intelligence (because if a girl realizes that telling me the truth isn't as bad as lying, then why would she lie?)
Hygiene is a must. Showering and brushing teeth are right up there with godliness.
It also helps if she knows how to keep the melodramatics to a minimum.
2) I accept.
3) I thought it would have been from my complexion.
4) We're just that cool.
5) I have that effect upon people.
6) How'd you know about my other 94 limbs?
7) I like a girl that isn't stupid. Holding an intelligent conversation about philosophy/current issues/music/anything that doesn't end in "Omg, bush is a retard. lol" or "Greenday is the greatest american rock band ever." is nice.
She must, must, MUST have a sense of humor. I understand people have serious moments, because even I have those. If she can't laugh at life, then I don't see how it could work.
Appearances can help. I mean, if one isn't attracted sexually to somebody, then how can a romantic relationship last?
Honesty is a plus. Though, that comes with intelligence (because if a girl realizes that telling me the truth isn't as bad as lying, then why would she lie?)
Hygiene is a must. Showering and brushing teeth are right up there with godliness.
It also helps if she knows how to keep the melodramatics to a minimum.
And that, Alex Dodd, is my type of woman.
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