Paul and Gay Football.
There is this guy that always come into my work. I could tell he used to play football and prolly had a very expensive car his dad bought for him in high school. Now he's maybe in his 20's and is gay. Anyways, today at work a stood on the table and asked for everyones attention. he says" This is my boyfriend Paul. I love him so much and I want to move to were him and I can get married and live a happy life." Everyone in the room started clapping and cheering him on except for Paul. He got out of his seat and slapped him right across the face. He screamed, " HOW COULD YOU DO THAT! I FUCKING HATE YOU! I AM NOT GAY ANYMORE AND I AND IN LOVE WITH YOUR SISTER!" then he walks right out of the door. It was the strangest thing that I think I have ever seen. It was a very talk show kind of thing. When the dude Paul walked out of the door, The Gay football player looking guy screamed on the top of his lungs. I felt super bad for him.
Then, he kicked his chair back and ran after him. The shop was still and quit for at least 2 minutes, but my co-worker farted and everyone broke out of laughter. His face turned so fucking red! it was perfect timing.
Now I just got home and cought my dog jerking off to internet animal porn...crazy.
- Scott
Then, he kicked his chair back and ran after him. The shop was still and quit for at least 2 minutes, but my co-worker farted and everyone broke out of laughter. His face turned so fucking red! it was perfect timing.
Now I just got home and cought my dog jerking off to internet animal porn...crazy.
- Scott