What the Fuck just happened?
Dude there were three bunny rabbits in my backyard today. One had a broken leg. When the people came to mow the lawn, they did not notice and ran over him. It was so fucked up. then I figured out if was hump day (the middle of the week it means. I just learned it.) and I have been told nothing interesting happens...well thats not true. Something instresting did happen. The Rabbit is proof. It's false advertising. Then, later that night I was going into a party store to buy a pack of gum...It was the orbit kind. The most insane thing happened! There was a cigarette in the pack of gum. I knew then, that I had to throw it away, although I could of sewed because of it and used it for proof. After this happened I went to a local Livonia bar called, "The Bar." Everything was pretty calm for the most part, but then "Love is a Battle Field," By Pat Benetar cam on. Then Everyone stared to dance. It was insane. Young and old were were dancing like crazy! But best of all Jonathan Taylor Thomas (a.k.a JTT) was there. NO JOKE! He had on cackies on and a Joy Division Shirt on. He also had a hat on saying "show me your tits!" Can you imagine? Who would of thought JTT liked good music and whore trucker hats? Danm you Ashton Kutcher! After the bar closed him and I talked by my car. He asked me to come to is hotel and meet his dad, Tim Allen. I had to decline though because I have been to weirded out by the day already. When I shook his hand goodbye I started to drive home. On way way back home I was pulled over by the cops. They ran to my car and had all sorts of guns on me. They hand cuffed me and searched my whole car. They were looking for pot. When they figured out I did not have any they let me go. it turns out JTT had been selling drugs and were spying on are whole conversation by my car back at "The Bar." When they saw me shake his hand they thought he was dealing to me. What a crazy night.
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