Oct 12, 2006 22:59
i'm sorry it's so annoying that i always make new livejournal names, this is the very last time, i promise!
so, i've been buying vitamin water at the grocery store all the time because its so good and i'm compelled to because its trendy. however, upon reading these labels i've come to realize that i hate it when products have sassy, pseudo-humorous descriptions or instructions on the label.
example:
DIRECTIONS:
1. open bottle
2. quench thirst
3. fight crime
AnnNnOoOYyinG!
also, i now have a 23 year old pseudo-boyfriend (ie i kiss him a lot) who i think i might really really like.
he's in a band and can sing really well and he sang acoustic MCR to me in his room?
aka soulmates